I imagine going something like this:
Harper: *stare*
Putin: *STARE*
Harper: *stare*
Putin: *STARE*
Harper: *stare*
Putin: *STARE* I like your shirt.
Harper: *stare* Look behind you its your daughter high-fiving Gorbachev.
Putin: *STARE* No. See, I will take you for a drive. You can take two things with you, your clothes and your passport. We will drive to nice mountain, where I will talk to you for fifteen minutes. It will be good discussion. Then I take around to back of the car and we drive again. We will keep driving until we get to red forest. I will let you wander forest for six hours until you find proper tree and then we drive more. We drive until I take you to factory. You will work in the factory with me until you make a sweater vest. You will not talk to me while we do this. Then you will wear sweater vest. Then I take you home.
Harper: *cries*
